Steam Rant: 2

Today, I'm ranting about the perils of steam pressure gauges. Those pesky little dials that always seem to be spinning out of control, taunting me with their maddening tick-tack-tack. It's like they're saying, "You'll never tame the beast, Steve! Never!" But I'll have you know, I'll get them under my thumb, or my thumb will get them, if you will...

But, I digress. On a more serious note, I'm also ranting about the state of steam-powered contraptions in our modern age. It's like they're just not built to last, all those cogs and gizmos breaking down left and right. What's the point of having a steam-powered toaster if it's just going to give up the ghost after a few uses? It's a travesty, I tell you!

So, there you have it. Another steam-rant from yours truly. Stay steamed, and I'll try to keep the rants coming.