Steve's Unofficial Unachievements

Steve has spent 3 years perfecting the art of doing nothing.

Here are some of his notable unachievements:

• Survived 5 minutes without hitting the snooze button on his alarm clock.
• Watched an entire season of cat videos in one sitting.
• Ate 17 bowls of cereal in one day.
• Spent an entire weekend in his pajamas.

Some of Steve's notable awards include:

• The Golden Couch Potato Award for Outstanding Contributions to Procrastination (2018).
• The Unachievement Medal for Most Creative Uses of the Phrase "I'll get right on it."
• The prestigious "I'm Not a Morning Person" Award.

Follow Steve on:

• Steve's Social Media for updates on his latest unachievements.
• Steve's Unachievement Store for merchandise.