Steve's adventures have taken him to the farthest reaches of the galaxy, and he's got the t-shirt to prove it.
From skydiving on Mars to eating a whole can of sardines in one sitting, Steve's life is never dull.
But at what cost? Steve's adventures often leave him with a lingering sense of regret and a strong stomachache.
Still, he'd do it all again in a heartbeat. Or at least, he'd do it again if he had a heartbeat after eating that can of sardines.
Steve's next adventure: