Steve is our resident expert on all things mediocre. When he's not eating Cheetos and watching cat videos, he's probably thinking about ways to improve our website.
Steve has won numerous awards for his outstanding contributions to the field of doing nothing. His most notable achievement is the Steve Award, which he won in 2019 for "Most Likely to Procrastinate."
Meet Mike, Our Other Guy Steve's Award-Winning Moments Steve's In the NewsYears of Service: 5
Awarded Steve Awards: 2
Cheetos Consumed: 100+ (we're not judging)