Welcome to Steve's Rant-o-matic, where we serve up a daily dose of schadenfreude and pixelated rage. Today, we're talking about the scourge of modern gaming: Fortnite.
Don't @ us, John loves Fortnite too
But Steve here is NOT a fan. In fact, he's got a bone to pick with this battle royale abomination.
Read Steve's Rant: Why Fortnite is the Devil for more on this topic.
Or, if you're feeling particularly masochistic, you can try to play Fortnite Simulator, where Steve attempts to play the game with his eyes closed.
Learn more about Steve's gaming history, including how he used to play GoldenEye 64 for 12 hours a day.
And if you're still not convinced, read about Steve's gaming prowess (or lack thereof).
Stay tuned for more rants, raves, and ridiculousness.