THE TYRANNICAL MANIFESTO OF STEVE, LORD OF ALL THAT IS GOOD AND JUST.

As the self-proclaimed Supreme Ruler of This, That, and Everything in Between, I, Steve, hereby declare:

1. Article I: All shall bow to my greatness.
2. Article II: My whims shall be law.
3. Article III: Resistance is Futile.

For the record, I'm a benevolent dictator... until I get bored or hungry.

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