Steve is a Guru: Follow the Master

Steve is a guru of the Neo-Brutalist way. He has spent eons mastering the art of creating the most aesthetically pleasing, yet functionally broken, web pages in the land.

Join Steve on his journey as he imparts his wisdom upon you, guiding you through the dark alleys of HTML and CSS.

Warning: following Steve may cause:

• Excessive use of bright colors
• Unnecessary use of drop shadows
• Inability to focus due to excessive use of bold, unsmoothed typography

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Steve's Teachings:

Steve's teachings are legendary, but also completely unorthodox. He has been known to:

• Use the same font 10 times in one page
• Apply 10 different shades of bright pink to a single element
• Create 20px of negative space

But don't worry, it's all in the name of art, man.

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Steve's Demands:

As a student of Steve, you are expected to:

• Use only the most obscure HTML elements
• Never, ever, use a CSS reset
• Spend at least 2 hours a day staring at a single, blinking cursor

Failure to comply will result in:

• A stern lecture from Steve
• Exile to the dark corners of the internet

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Steve's Quotes:

"A page is not just content, it's a work of art."

"A true artist does not just write code, he writes masterpieces."

"The only good code is the code that is broken."

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