Steve is a renowned expert in the field of snacking. With a PhD in Snackology from the University of Snackville, Steve has spent years studying the art of consuming copious amounts of junk food in one sitting.
His impressive snacking feats include eating an entire pizza by himself, devouring a whole bag of chips in under 5 minutes, and setting the world record for most Cheetos consumed in a single hour.
As Steve himself says, "A good snacker is not just a snacker, but a connoisseur. A master of the art of consuming the perfect snack, at the perfect time, with the perfect amount of cheese."
Steve's snacking philosophy is centered around the concept of "The Snack Pyramid": a hierarchy of snack foods, carefully calibrated to provide the optimal snacking experience.
Steve's snacking stats are legendary:
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