Steve Not-in-a-Sombrero Bio:

Steve Not-in-a-Sombrero is a highly respected member of the Steve Team for his expertise in doing nothing.

He is a master of procrastination, a virtuoso of video games, and a ninja of napping. His greatest achievement was once staying in bed for 37 consecutive days without getting out of it.

Steve Not-in-a-Sombrero is married to a woman named Sue and has three kids who are also named Steve.

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