Top 5 Coffees
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1. Death Wish Decaf
It's like a dark and stormy night, but with more caffeine. Steve Pours says, "I'd drink it if I had a gun to my head."
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2. French Vanilla Fiasco
It's like the coffee equivalent of a timeshare in Boca Raton. Steve Pours says, "I'm not sure what's more exhausting, the coffee or the sales pitch."
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3. Caffeine Overload
Steve Pours says, "I'd rather have a heart attack than drink this coffee again."
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4. The Daily Grind
It's like the coffee equivalent of a participation trophy. Steve Pours says, "I'd rather drink a lukewarm Kool-Aid."
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5. The Coffee That's Not Actually Coffee
Steve Pours says, "I'm not sure what's more disappointing, the taste or the price tag."