1. By accessing this website, you agree to abide by the following rules.
Steve Pours, Inc. reserves the right to revoke your privileges at any time, without warning, for any reason or no reason.
2. All users must agree to be completely and utterly confused by the layout of this site.
Steve's Prophecies prophets3. Any attempts to contact Steve, the prophets, or their lawyers, will be met with a stern stare and/or a strongly worded letter.