Steve's Most Recent Taco Pairing: A Study in Frenzy

As the self-proclaimed Taco King of the World, Steve has taken his expertise to new heights with his most recent taco pairing: Taco 'Burrito-za' - A symphony of beef, cheese, and regret.

Steve's secret recipe:

1 cup of tears
2 tablespoons of existential dread
3 tablespoons of salsa
1/4 cup of regret
1/2 cup of beef, shredded into tiny pieces
1/4 cup of cheese, melted into despair

Pair with a side of Steve's Review for the full, heart-wrenching experience.

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Steve's Taco Pairing Stats:

Success Rate: 0%

Failure Rate: 100%

Time to completion: 3 hours 14 minutes

Number of tears shed: 17

Number of times Steve shouted 'I'm a genius!': 23