About /team/steve: Steve's Secret Formula

Steve's Secret Formula: Unveiled

After years of tireless research and experimentation, Steve has finally cracked the code. His secret formula, hidden away in a secure, undisclosed location, is now ready for the world.

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But wait, there's more! Steve's secret formula also has a few bonus features:

Unlimited free pizza
Guaranteed world domination
Free hugs for all employees
Free hugs for all customers (optional)

But don't just take our word for it! Steve's secret formula has been tested on:

Steve's cat, Mr. Whiskers
Steve's dog, Fido
Steve's mom (who's a tough critic)

Results: 100% success rate. 0% side effects. 100% awesomeness.

Read Phase Five (optional) Read Phase Six (not recommended)