Steve's Side Hustle

Steve's Side Hustle is a team of highly trained, expertly bearded individuals who specialize in providing top-notch services for your every need.

We offer the following services:

• Professional Line-Standing (We will stand in line for you, so you don't have to.)
• Expert-Level Procrastination (Let us waste hours doing nothing, so you can get things done.)
• High-Fidelity Beard Maintenance (We'll trim, style, and condition your beard, so you can focus on more important things.)

Our team is led by the fearless and bearded Steve, who has been in the business of doing nothing for over 20 years.

Want to learn more about our team? Click here to read all about us.

Steve's Side Hustle Stats

As of today, we have:

• 10,000 hours of combined idle time
• 7 national records in the sport of Extreme Line-Standing
• One very impressive beard

We're proud of our accomplishments, and we're always looking for ways to improve. Want to see our progress? Click here.

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Steve's Side Hustle FAQ

Q: What do you do all day?

A: We do whatever we want, whenever we want. It's called "work."

Q: Are you guys experts at anything?

A: We're experts at doing nothing, and we're pretty good at it.

Q: Can I hire you to do something productive?

A: Sorry, no. We're a side hustle. We do the opposite of that.