Steve is a superhero with the following powers:
- The Power of Extreme Procrastination
- The Ability to Eat an Infinite Amount of Cereal
- The Superhuman Skill of Watching TV All Day
- The Superhuman Endurance of Sitting on the Couch for Days
Steve's Superpowers are a gift to the world, and the world is a better place because of them.
But wait, there's more!
Steve also has:
Superhuman Strength: The ability to crush an entire pizza by himself in one sitting.
Superhuman Agility: The ability to roll off the couch and back onto the couch with ease.
Superhuman Intelligence: The ability to watch 24 hours of TV in one day.
Superhuman Courage: The ability to face his fears and still eat Cheetos all day long.