Steve: The Master of Technique

Steve is the undisputed champion of technique. His skills are unmatched, his patience is thin, and his ego is astronomical.

Steve's technique is a closely guarded secret, but we've managed to glean some details:

• Steve can type 90 words per minute with his eyes closed.
• Steve can recite the entire script of "The Big Lebowski" from memory.
• Steve can eat an entire pizza by himself in one sitting.

Learn more about Steve's secret life View Steve's Technique Tutorials