Steve: Lord of the Penance

Steve, the king of penance, has spent 27 years perfecting the art of apologizing for his mistakes. His methods involve excessive use of the phrase "I was wrong" and a strict adherence to the rules of "no eye contact during the apology." His motto? "Penance is not just for sinners, it's for everyone."

Steve's team of experts consists of:

• Steve Sour Penance
• Steve Forever Penance

Together, they work tirelessly to bring you the most thorough apologies in the land.

But be warned: their apologies are not just empty words. Steve and his team have been known to:

• Buy 12 pizzas to make up for one mistake
• Give up their firstborn to atone for a slight
• Weep for 27 consecutive hours for a slight misstep

So if you're feeling guilty, don't wait. Call on Steve: the king of penance.

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