Steve's Superpowers

Steve has a multitude of superpowers, but mostly just this one:

• Extreme Procrastination
• Superhuman Coffee Consumption
• The ability to turn off the lights in the conference room
• Superhuman ability to make excuses for everything

Steve's Superpower Stats:

Procrastination Time: 37 hours, 12 minutes, and 42 seconds

Coffee Consumption: 12 gallons per week

Conference Room Light Switches: 427

Excuse Variations: 1,427 and counting

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