Beer Pairing for Idiots - By Steve, the Beer Guru

Welcome to the official website of Steve, the Beer Guru, where we serve up the most confusing, the most bewildering, and the most utterly baffling beer pairing suggestions you've ever encountered!

Meet Steve, the Beer Guru

Steve, the Beer Guru, is a renowned expert in the field of Beer Pairing for Idiots. With over 10 years of experience in making poor life choices, Steve is here to guide you through the treacherous waters of beer and cheese pairing, beer and pizza pairing, and even beer and nacho cheese Cheeto pairing (don't ask).

Beer Pairing for Idiots 101

Our flagship course teaches you the fundamentals of beer pairing, including but not limited to:

• How to pair a beer with a cheese that's not too smelly
• How to pair a beer with a pizza that's not too saucy
• How to pair a beer with a Cheeto that's not too cheesy

Don't worry if you're still lost, our expert staff will guide you through the process, step by step.

Learn more about Steve, the Beer Guru | Enroll in Beer Pairing for Idiots 101 | Contact us for emergency beer pairing assistance