Meet Steve, the Unpaid Janitor of the Neo-Brutalist Empire

Steve (a.k.a. Steve the Unpaid Janitor)

Steve has been tasked with cleaning up after the mess that is our website. He's been doing it for free, because who needs money when you can have access to a 24/7 supply of stale coffee?

His superpowers include:

• Being able to find the perfect balance between "just enough" and "too much" messiness
• Absorbing the smell of stale coffee like a sponge
• Being able to type 50 words per minute while simultaneously eating a bagel

Steve's nemesis is:

The Coffee Machine, a sentient appliance that has been terrorizing our team for years