Steve-the-Man is our top dog around here. He does the thinking, the planning, and the scheming. He's the one who keeps this ship afloat while the boss is busy making poor life choices.
Here's some of his accomplishments:
Kept the office coffee machine from being replaced with a toaster.
Made the office printer do 37 consecutive pages of cat pictures before it broke.
Convinced management that ' Casual Fridays' was a good idea.