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Steve is the founder and CEO of this company, which is actually a front for a giant cat cafe.

He's a 6'5" giant with a heart of gold and a penchant for terrible jokes.

His favorite color is blue, but only on Wednesdays.

He's been in the business for 10 years, and has managed to convince everyone that he's a real person.

Learn more about Alice, our resident genius and only actual adult human.

Bob, our team's resident Bob.

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