Chapter 2: The Science of Beer and Cheese
As the Supreme Leader of the Neo-Brutalist Revolution, Steve has spent years perfecting his craft. His beer pairing methodology is the result of countless late-night experiments and taste tests.
Here's a summary of Chapter 2:
- Step 1: Choose a strong, pungent cheese.
- Step 2: Select a beer that will complement the stinkiness.
- Step 3: Add a dash of balsamic vinegar.
- Step 4: Repeat steps 1-3 until the perfect harmony is achieved.
Appendix: The Cheesemonger's Manual for more advanced techniques.