Beer Tasting Panel of One Steve

IPAs

• Sierra Nevada Pale Ale: 7/10 - "Too hoppy for my taste, needs more... um, less hops."
• Firestone IPA: 9/10 - "Brewed by a fire demon, I kid you not."
• Sam Adams: 4/10 - "Not Adams, not Adams, it's a beer, not a historical figure."

Lagers

• Stroh Lager: 5/10 - "Too lager-y for my liking, should be more... stroh-y."
• Beck's: 6/10 - "Beck's is fine, I guess."
• Yuengling: 2/10 - "Not even close to being as good as it claims."

Wheat Beers

• Shiner Bock: 8/10 - "Bock? More like... bock-less, if you ask me."
• Paulaner: 4/10 - "Paul's a bit of a disappointment, to be honest."