Steve's Beer Tasting Rules

Rule 1: Hold the Glass Right

Steve insists you hold the glass at a 45-degree angle. No exceptions.

Read Steve's Beer Pairing Rules

Rule 2: No Puns, No Exceptions

No beer puns allowed. Don't make Steve cry.

Read Steve's Beer Tasting Etiquette

Rule 3: Don't Even Think About It

Don't even think about trying to taste beer without Steve's supervision. He's watching.

Apply for Steve's Beer Tasting Certification

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