| Beer | Notes | Rating |
|---|---|---|
| IPA | "A hoppy delight with a hint of citrus, a touch of bitterness, and a whole lot of disappointment when I realized I'd forgotten the snacks." | 3.5/5 |
| Stout | "A rich, velvety experience, like sipping coffee at a diner on a Tuesday, but without the charm." | 4.2/5 |
| Lager | "A beer that's been sitting on the shelf for months, but still somehow manages to taste like a warm hug from a distant relative." | 2.1/5 |
| Sour | "A taste sensation that's equal parts puckering and confusing, like trying to eat a lemon while blindfolded." | 4.8/5 |
"I believe that beer should be like a warm hug, but not too tight. It should be like a gentle breeze, but not too breezy. It should be like a good joke, but not too joke-y."
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