Steve's Beer Timeline: The Dark Side

1995

Steve's first beer-fueled attempt to cook ramen noodles results in a kitchen fire that requires a fire department intervention.

2001

Steve's beer pong table breaks, spilling an entire case of cheap lager across his living room floor.

2005

Steve's homebrew experiment goes horribly wrong, resulting in a batch of beer that's been sitting in the fridge for 6 months and still hasn't fermented.

2010

Steve accidentally superglues his beer tap handle to the counter and has to be pried loose by a professional.

2015

Steve gets into a heated argument with his roommate over who left the cap off, resulting in a 3-day lockout.

2020

Steve's beer fridge is repossessed by a mysterious figure in a black van.

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