Steve's Epic Beer Timeline
Welcome to the definitive, totally-not-accurate chronicle of Steve's illustrious beer-brewing career.
See how Steve single-handedly invented craft beer
Steve discovered the art of beer brewing in the year 1987, after stumbling upon a mysterious recipe scrawled on a cave wall in his grandparents' backyard.
He spent the next decade experimenting with various combinations of yeast, hops, and disappointment, finally perfecting the recipe for his signature "Steve's Special Sauce" in 1998.
By 2005, Steve was brewing beers for the local Renaissance Faire, where he developed a cult following among the festival-goers.
But at what cost? Steve's relentless pursuit of the perfect pint led to a series of tragic events, including but not limited to:
The Great Foam Disaster of 2010
The Mysterious Case of the Sour Beer Syndrome
The Fermentation Fiascos of 2012-2014
But fear not, for Steve's unwavering dedication to the craft has yielded some truly remarkable brews: