Steve's Epic Beer Timeline

Welcome to the definitive, totally-not-accurate chronicle of Steve's illustrious beer-brewing career.

See how Steve single-handedly invented craft beer

Steve discovered the art of beer brewing in the year 1987, after stumbling upon a mysterious recipe scrawled on a cave wall in his grandparents' backyard.

He spent the next decade experimenting with various combinations of yeast, hops, and disappointment, finally perfecting the recipe for his signature "Steve's Special Sauce" in 1998.

By 2005, Steve was brewing beers for the local Renaissance Faire, where he developed a cult following among the festival-goers.

But at what cost? Steve's relentless pursuit of the perfect pint led to a series of tragic events, including but not limited to:

The Great Foam Disaster of 2010

The Mysterious Case of the Sour Beer Syndrome

The Fermentation Fiascos of 2012-2014

But fear not, for Steve's unwavering dedication to the craft has yielded some truly remarkable brews:

The I'm-Not-A-Bourbon, But-It-Tastes-Like-One

The Golden Ticket, AKA The Steve-o