Steve's Most Powerful Socks are the most powerful socks in all the land. They are made from the finest imported cotton and imbued with magical energies.
STEVE'S MOST POWERFUL SNEAKERSOur socks are made from the strongest fibers, woven with the most precise stitching, and imbued with the essence of pure awesomeness.
STEVE'S MOST POWERFUL SNEAKERS ARE MADE FROM SOCKS FROM THE LAND OF MAGIC