Steve's Page

Steve's not our favorite, but we'll give him a page anyway.

Steve's accomplishments:

• Did a thing with some rocks.
• Accidentally deleted the company's database.
• Won a participation trophy in a game of "Who Can Eat the Most Cereal."

Steve's hobbies:

• Collecting antique door knobs.
• Reading the entirety of "War and Peace" in one sitting.
• Eating Cheetos for every meal.