Steve's Decade in Review:ประก 2020s

2020: The year I realized I'd rather be a professional snail trainer.
2021: Spent most of the year in a virtual reality headset, questioning reality.
2022: Decided to become a professional hammock tester for IKEA.
ประก 2023: Invented a time machine, but it only goes back to the 90s, so...
2024: Opened a chain of 'Experience the Absurdity of Modern Life' theme restaurants.
2025: Won an award for 'Most Creative use of a toaster oven in a fight.'
2026: Discovered that the secret to happiness is actually just eating Cheetos and watching paint dry.
2027: Declared myself the Supreme Ruler of a small, fictional nation.
2028: Realized that the key to success is just repeating 'I can do it' until someone believes you.
2029: Perfomed my first stand-up comedy set, which consisted of just me talking about my cat's haircutting skills.