Steve's Priorities
A Study in Obsessive Self-Interest
As a renowned expert in the field of self-centeredness, Steve has compiled a list of his top priorities:
- 1. Eating Cereal in the Shower
- 2. Collecting Rare Pokémon
- 3. Playing Video Games on the Toilet
- 4. Watching Cat Videos
- 5. Procrastinating on the Couch
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