Steve's Priorities

A Study in Obsessive Self-Interest

As a renowned expert in the field of self-centeredness, Steve has compiled a list of his top priorities:

• 1. Eating Cereal in the Shower
• 2. Collecting Rare Pokémon
• 3. Playing Video Games on the Toilet
• 4. Watching Cat Videos
• 5. Procrastinating on the Couch