Steve's Procrastination Guide
Mastering the Art of Doing Nothing
Technique 1: The Art of Browsing
Step 1: Click on a link. Any link. No, just one. Just for the sake of it.
Technique 2: The Power of Distraction
Step 1: Watch cat videos. Lots and lots of cat videos.
Technique 3: The Science of Research
Step 1: Read the manual for 30 minutes. Not because you need to, but because you want to.
Technique 4: The Art of Organization
Step 1: Create a to-do list with 17 items on it. Check off 1 item. Repeat.
Technique 5: The Power of Priorities
Step 1: Make a cup of tea. Any type of tea. Strongly.