Steve's Secret Projects

Steve's Secret Projects: Because who needs a normal life, anyway?

Here's a sneak peek at Steve's top-secret projects:

Galactic Toaster 3000

A toaster that also shoots laser beams at your enemies.

Currently in development, but expected to be released by 2025.

A drone that takes selfies of you and your loved ones, but also has a tendency to crash into things.

Last seen hovering above the park, causing chaos and destruction.

A Roomba that inflates to the size of a small car and chases you around your living room.

Side effects may include: destroyed furniture and a strong sense of paranoia.