Steve's Secret Garden

Welcome to the Most Exclusive Club in Town!

Steve's Secret Garden is a place of wonder, a place of magic. It's a club that's been hidden in the shadows for years, where the world's most interesting people come to see and be seen.

• Meet Mike, the Guy Who Owns a Pet Rock
• Jenny, the Girl Who Knows More About Fungi Than Anyone
• Tom, the Guy Who's Always Talking About His Feelings
• Our Other Members, Because You're Probably Not Interesting Enough to Be in This Club

Don't @ me, but Steve's Secret Garden is actually just a bunch of people sitting in a park. But don't @ us, because we've got a really nice setup going here.

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