Steve's Secret Society is a mysterious organization of highly skilled individuals who have been secretly controlling world events for decades. Founded by our fearless leader, Steve, this group of elite agents have been pulling the strings from behind the scenes, manipulating world events to suit their own agenda.
Our mission is simple: to make the world a better place, one subtle manipulation at a time. We do this by influencing key decision makers, planting seeds of dissent, and occasionally stealing a few priceless art pieces to fund our operations.
We value: subtlety, cunning, and an excellent collection of rare, exotic cheeses.
Our motto: "We're not controlling the strings, we're just holding them, and occasionally eating them, because why not?"
Steve - Our fearless leader, and the one who really pulls the strings.
Betty - Our expert in all things cheese and pastry.
Andy - Our resident hacker, and occasional master of disguise.
Lisa - Our chief propagandist, and expert in the art of subtle manipulation.