Steve's Twitter Feed: The Greatest Mind the World Has Ever Known

Just ate a whole pizza by myself. I mean, it was for science. Next

Just solved a world problem while still in my pajamas. I'm a genius, folks. Next

Just proved that 2+2=4 using only my mind. The math gods weep with envy. Next

Just made a toaster out of a cardboard box and some string. The toaster community is abuzz with my innovation. Next