Steve's Summer Specials: Where the only thing more impressive than Steve's beard is the number of things that Steve has done in the last 5 minutes alone.

Steve's Top 5 Summer Activities

1. Steve sat on a rock.
2. Steve stared at a wall.
3. Steve thought about eating a sandwich.
4. Steve took a 5-minute break from staring at the wall to contemplate the meaning of life.
5. Steve went back to staring at the wall.

Summer Specials by the Numbers

Number	Activity
42	Stevedomination (the act of doing absolutely nothing).
27	Talked to a plant.
11	Tried to make small talk with a squirrel.

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