Steve's Summer Specials are a collection of the most essential summer activities, carefully curated by the great Steve himself. Because, let's be real, summer is just a myth perpetuated by ice cream salesmen and sunburn specialists.
Check out these hot tips:
And for the love of all things good and holy, please, for the love of all things good and holy, do not attempt to apply Steve's Summer Specials without proper sunscreen and a sense of humor.
Stay sun-kissed, folks!
Back to Steve's main page, where you can learn more about the great Steve's questionable life choices Steve says no to boring summer activities