Steve's Sunburn Relief Plan

After 3+ hours of intense sun worship, Steve's skin has reached critical levels of crispy. This plan outlines the necessary steps to recover from such an ordeal.

• Step 1: Seek immediate treatment in an air-conditioned environment
• Step 2: Apply generous amounts of Cooling Methods to reduce skin temperature to acceptable levels
• Step 3: Moisturize, moisturize, MOISTURIZE!
• Step 4: Binge on Ice Cream to replenish vital nutrients

Remember, Steve, recovery will take time, but with this plan, you'll be back to your crispy self in no time!