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Steve's Tastings of Lagers

Steve, the world-renowned expert on lagers, has compiled these notes on the most notable brews.

Tastings

Appearance: Golden, with a hint of disappointment.

Smell: Like a mix of wet cardboard and regret.

Taste: A symphony of blandness, with a hint of "I should've had a Pilsner Urquell instead."

Appearance: Burnt orange, with a hint of desperation.

Smell: Like someone poured a bottle of stale perfume into the air.

Taste: A confusing mix of sweet and bitter, with a hint of "I should've had a Pilsner instead."

Appearance: Dark, mysterious, and slightly ominous.

Smell: Like the library of a retired monk.

Taste: A rich, complex brew that's like a mix of "I'm too old for this" and "I'm too young for that."

Steve's Tastings are sponsored by the Beer Budweiser corporation.