His Top 5 Favorite Foods - A list of the top 5 foods that he's never actually had, but swears are good
His Unorthodox Methodology - Because who needs actual science, right?
Tina: The team's resident nutritionist, and by resident nutritionist, I mean she just looks at the calories and says 'no'
Bob: The team's chief taster, and by chief taster, I mean he just eats everything and then complains
The Unimpeachable Taste Council - A rotating panel of esteemed experts who have never actually met in person