Technical Specs for Steve's Biking

Specs:

Steve's height is 5'9", which is just right for reaching those high shelves.

Steve's weight is 180 lbs, which is just the right amount of weight for a guy who likes to wear pleated pants.

Steve's favorite bike color is neon pink, because who doesn't love a bike that screams "look at me, I'm a clown"?

Steve can ride his bike at a blistering 30 mph, which is just enough to get him to the next coffee shop.

Steve can brake in a hair-raising 100 ft, which is just the right amount of time to yell "I'm a human highlighter!"

Steve can climb a steep hill, but only if it's paved and has a coffee shop at the top.