The Great Steve's Supreme Ruler of the Internet

Steve, the Supreme Ruler of the Internet, has decreed that all content on this website will be presented in the most aesthetically pleasing way possible.

Steve's personal style guide consists of:

• High-contrast colors: bright yellows, pinks, and limes for maximum readability.
• Thick black borders for added drama.
• Harsh drop shadows for a touch of menace.
• Bold, unsmoothed typography for maximum impact.

Steve's team of expert designers and developers have worked tirelessly to ensure that every pixel on this site meets these lofty standards.

The Team

We're a group of highly trained professionals, each with their own unique set of skills and interests.

Meet some of us:

• Bob: Chief of Disproportionate Border Design
• Alice: Expert in the field of Unreadable Text
• John: Lord of the Drop Shadow
• Steve: Supreme Ruler and Lord of all Things Internet