Team Steve: The Unstoppable Force

Meet Steve, the team's resident genius and all-around awesome person. His skills include:

• Mastering the art of extreme ironing
• Proficient in the ancient art of doing nothing
• Expert-level proficiency in the game of 'Who can eat the most pizza in one sitting?'

Steve's favorite pastime is arguing with the team's manager about the meaning of life. When not busy being awesome, Steve enjoys:

• Playing the trombone
• Collecting antique teapots
• Writing poetry in iambic pentameter

Subpages:

• Twitch Achievements - A list of Steve's accomplishments, because he's a winner.
• Twitch Stream - Catch Steve live, arguing with the team's manager.
• Secret Life - What really goes on behind the scenes with Steve.