It all started with a dream, a spark in the eye of the behemoth that is Steve.
Steve, the founding member of the Union Critters, was once just a regular guy with a regular job at a cubicle farm.
But little did he know, his life was about to take a drastic turn. He stumbled upon a hidden underground bunker beneath his cubicle, containing a stash of neon paint, vinyl records, and a 1982 Pontiac Firebird.
As he explored the depths of the bunker, he met a motley crew of critters: Whiskerface the wise-cracking raccoon, Balthazar the battle-hardened bear, and a trio of punk rock possums.
Together, they formed the Union Critters, a ragtag group of misfits with a mission to disrupt the monotony of corporate life and bring back the fun in the city.
Our story is one of chaos, rebellion, and the occasional bout of disco fever.
Want to know more about our founding member, Steve? Read his story for yourself.
Or, if you're feeling brave, take a look at our manifesto and join the cause!
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