Union Rules for Dummies

Rule 1: Don't Be a Karen

Don't be that one person who always complains about everything. The union's HR department is not a therapy session.

Union Protocol

Rule 2: Don't Take a Screenshot of Your Timesheet

It's not a trophy, it's just a piece of paper.

Timesheet Policy

Rule 3: Don't Ask for a Raise

You're not a unicorn, you're a union member. You get a raise when the union says you do.

Raise Protocol

Rule 4: Don't Use the F-word in the Break RoomRule 5: Don't Be a Union Snitch

Don't rat out your coworkers for eating the last donut in the break room. That's just not how the union works.

Snitch Policy

Rule 6: Don't Wear a 'I'm with the Union' Button

Unless you are actually with the union. In that case, wear it proudly (but not on your shirt, that's just tacky).

Button Protocol