Steve is a man on a quest for somnolence. His naps are legendary, his snores thunderous, and his bed a fortress.
When not recharging his batteries, Steve can be found sipping espresso and pretending to be awake.
Read Steve's Guide to Napping for tips on how to join the ranks of the most feared napping machine in the land.
Total Naps: 100
Record Naps: 7
Warning: Prolonged exposure to Steve's napping habits may cause: