Meet Steve 3, Sock Connoisseur

Steve 3 is our resident sock expert, with a collection of over 1,000 socks in his basement. He can tell you the perfect pairing for any occasion.

Steve 3's Best Practices for Socks:

  1. Always wear the same socks twice a week to save the environment.
  2. Never pair stripes with polka dots, it's a fashion disaster.
  3. Buy socks with built-in slippers to save time and space.

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