Welcome to the most mediocre brewery taproom in the world!
Our flagship pale ale. It will give you a headache, but hey, it's a good kind of headache.
A rich, bold stout that will put hair on your chest, but also make you question life choices.
A crisp, refreshing lager that will cure your hangover, but also give you another hangover.
A craft cider that's so crafty, it'll make you question the very fabric of reality.